Each of our ponies has an lovely name
But repetition is terribly lame
So swap character names for a pretty word
Something sweet, something floral, or simply absurd

We need to choose the right phrase to adorn
Our favourite lavender unicorn
And portray the awesome supersonic fire
Trailing the wake of a rainbow tailed flyer

Elegant parlance should be chosen with care
The talk of a dazzling white unicorn mare
But to match Ponyville's premier pink party filly

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It has come to my attention that despite the best efforts of sincere and dedicated people, Hasbro has still not given us an episode

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In these dark and divisive times, can I avoid controversy and blog about something light-hearted?

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